Purple

A very hairy vagina, very smelly too. Make sure to wear a mask for that one

"Damn I was about to go down on Britney yesterday but she had a purple and I almost threw up on her."

by RedWoodX April 7, 2017

Purple Apple

A giant testicle

Omg my dick appointment had the biggest purple apple I've ever seen

by Flappypengoo September 27, 2021

Purple carrot marinara

To tie ones penis or clitoris up with a string until it turns purplish and taking a cheese grater to it till it creates a "sauce".
Different sides of the cheese grater for different consistency, season for added flavor and serve on your favorite dish or face.

Purple carrot marinara sauce: fresh made

Johnny wanted to make his home made dish for Sarah but didn't have spice for his purple carrot marinara.

by Istabu2day April 6, 2022

purple ricky

a sex act where you get hard and take a lethal dose of fentanyl, as you die you death grip your cock and cause the blood stay in your dick tip, when the paramedics find you, your dick tip is purple Aswell as the rest of you.

"did you hear john overdosed, and the paramedics found him he had purple ricky,d himself"

"imma home and purple ricky myself'"
" give the man a lethal dose and purple ricky him myself"

by NHNATE November 29, 2024

Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love

Over-ready Penis - almost at the stage of Blue Balls and ready to do the deed.

Tipping point vernacular: "Honey if you don't avail yourself of my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love soon, I will have to go to the ER." Reference Vernacular: I'd sure like to let her experience my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love". Action Vernacular: "I'd like you to meet my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love"

by Yikes for Life! December 3, 2020

purple turtle

The way a penis looks/feels after an extended time away from a woman.

After this deployment, My junk feels and looks like a purple turtle because I haven't had any action.

by Mr. Jazz24 November 14, 2016

Purple Lemon Ghostbuster

A strain of Cannabis combining legendary Cali-Cannabis strains Purple Urkle + Harlequin + ? + Medi Haze into one medicinal powerhouse meant to levitate users from mental illness into a good routine. Makes you feel normal, vs. insane.

Man, that fire Purple Lemon Ghostbuster saved me from the mental hospital or worse.

by bear_on Datura April 9, 2021