The sex acts in which a woman strokes a mans penis till he has a boner then laying down while he shakes back and forth while standing atop of her and having the shaft and testicals smacking the woman in the face till her face is so bruised its purple then ejects his load into her eyes so she cant look in the mirror to see it.
Matt: my girl let me do purple cock jacks last night
Eddie: bruh thats why she wouldnt come outside yesterday
Eddie: bruh thats why she wouldnt come outside yesterday
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The Purple Man is watching you.
by The Real Purple Man April 6, 2020
Get the The Purple Man mug.1.) A strong strain of mostly-sativa cannabis
2.) An effected caused by consuming LSD. When you take LSD you will see a purple fog, which indicates that you are about to trip.
2.) An effected caused by consuming LSD. When you take LSD you will see a purple fog, which indicates that you are about to trip.
Hippie 1: "Man, do you already see that purple haze?"
Hippie 2: "Yeah, it's like a fog of purple haze. How much times has passed since we took this shit?
Hippie 1: "About 20 minutes"
Hippie 2: "See you in 12 to 600 hours, safe travels man, i think im tripping balls"
Hippie 2: "Yeah, it's like a fog of purple haze. How much times has passed since we took this shit?
Hippie 1: "About 20 minutes"
Hippie 2: "See you in 12 to 600 hours, safe travels man, i think im tripping balls"
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Friend1: hey girrrrl why haven't you replied to text I've been having problems with my bf lately
friend2: sorry, I was pleasuring myself with a buzz lightyear action figure while staring at a recent picture of my professor. But you know that I love you and will always be there for you no matter what💜😘.
Friend1: you purple b**ch😳 . I love you😊❤
friend2: sorry, I was pleasuring myself with a buzz lightyear action figure while staring at a recent picture of my professor. But you know that I love you and will always be there for you no matter what💜😘.
Friend1: you purple b**ch😳 . I love you😊❤
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