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A task so incredibly easy that no one can fail; they ultimately fail it anyways.
Trevor: You had one job, Michael, one job!
Michael: I know, I'm sorry!
One job by COKEDIGGER101 January 26, 2023

One sex getting sinner

V: One sex getting sinner

one foot on the boat, one on the dock

The delusion of stability, an instant before everything goes to hell.
The deal was set, he'd committed to buy, still not sure when his financing would be approved, but hey, if you have one foot on the boat, one on the dock, what can go wrong?

one gorilla 

Used as a promise, and can be used instead of on God. It is a promise that isn't broken, guaranteeing something to someone.
Stan-"Do these shoes look alright on me, I wanna wear them to Stephens 80th birthday tomotomo"
Freddy-"yeah mate, they look great"
Stan-"promise?"
Freddy-"one gorilla"
one gorilla by Greg 4 life May 31, 2023

One-eyed Flamingo 

Alternative Swinger symbol that indicates the couple is into destructive ass play.
After I seen their One-eyed Flamingo in the yard, it was no surprise that she asked me to shove a traffic cone in her ass while hubby watched!
One-eyed Flamingo by YoCaptain June 15, 2023

one world trade center 

a tall building that's basically replaced the twin towers
it can be called the "freedom tower" or "1 wtc"
Jerry: "dude I shoved the one world trade center up my ass yesterday"
Gary: "dude what the actual fuck"