James Y toilet

The sigma of all sigmas

Guy : I am so sigma!
Other guy: Are you as sigma as James Y toilet?
Guy: Shut up you bastard

by James Y toilet November 27, 2024

Tallahassee Toilet Ticklers

The ring of ass hairs closest to the anus.

I had to shave my Tallahassee Toilet Ticklers off.

by M0tionless June 22, 2024

toilet therapy

When you need to see a therapist but instead you just take a big shit. (To sit on the toilet to collect your thoughts)

Man I really needed some toilet therapy!

by Mr.mom270 January 26, 2021

Toilet

A place where you feel safe dropping your mud monkeys

“Oh thank god there’s a toilet I really needed to urinate from my bum

by Toilet Plunge June 13, 2019

fresh toilet paper

Commonly used by crazy people to describe clean fragrances at Walmart.

Woman:(picks up and smells a candle)

Woman: This smells like fresh toilet paper.

by Joven diosa June 18, 2017

Skibidy toilet

Retarded people fucking and it’s really gay

I put a skibidy toilet up my ass

by Ladarius brinks February 13, 2025

Toilet wind

To expel intestinal gas through the anus.

We were in the elevator when someone had wicked bad toilet wind.

by WritingInSecret January 16, 2015