Monkey Wrench

awsome song by the foo fighters from the colour and shape

don't wanna be your monkey wrench

by futuramafan February 9, 2008

Northern Monkey

Anyone from upwards of Watford who hasn't got a bastard clue about anything but likes to shout the odds all day long, and thinks they're a 'bit of a character'.

Johnnie B, anyone from Coronation Street.

by Paolo Beardini December 5, 2003

Mayo monkey

An insult used against white people that’s getting called a slur for some reason

Guy 1:Shut up coon!
Guy 2:Shut up Mayo monkey!

by GIRRAFE THE DONUT February 22, 2021

Easter Monkey

The Easter Monkey is an upgrade from the Easter Bunny. The Easter Monkey arrives sometime after your tax return and before Easter Sunday bearing gifts of technology.

Jason was thrilled with the Playstation 3 the Easter Monkey brought him this year. Next year he's asking for a bigger HD TV.

by bananababe November 23, 2010

Pirate Monkey

It is a person who constantly steels another persons items unknowingly.

"Willma, quit jacking my lighter, you damn Pirate Monkey!"

by Kyle Sanchez April 10, 2007

monkey apples

feces that is expelled from your anus in a very fast and hard way, it usually happens when you delay your shit.

ooohhhh those were some ruthless monkey apples man

by Tommothebombo June 16, 2007

monkey bitch

a lil tricklet who looks like a monkey and buys people shit

this girl who be fuckin with joe is a monkey bitch

by yadig May 18, 2008