lookemia

A weakening of the immune system that obliges the sufferer to visit the WC many times a day.

As often as Huckleberry Finn's father had to take a leak during his drinking-binges, one could not be sure if it was merely the alcohol, or if he was suffering from lookemia.

by QuacksO October 8, 2019

looks don't matter to me

But no promises if I am hanging out with a flat-chested "plan Jane", and a buxom "cutie with a booty" happens by.

In the classic 1976 "wet 'n' juicy" movie "Corps brûlants", the young Eric temporarily abandons his bosomy teenage-brunette girlfriend Corrine for an older blonde hottie, but then soon realizes that his similar-aged cutie-chick lover is much better suited to him, after all. Why he ever suffered even this brief "hiccup" in his affections for the delicately-freckled Corinne has always been a mystery to me, though, since even a "looks don't matter to me" defense wouldn't wash here... his gentle-natured sweetie-pie had softer and more-attractive facial-features --- and noticeably bigger/firmer boobs --- than the somewhat-shallow-personalitied older lady whom he'd shown interest in, and so I cannot understand what he'd seen in that boring flaxen-haired dame, anyway.

by QuacksO December 25, 2019

Lookin-flat

Guy with a small penis so that they have no noticeable bulge when wearing clothes.

Those jeans have him lookin-flat.

He has a cute face but lookin-flat

by Rabidchimichanga January 23, 2020

Lookin tooooo ugly

When someone looks ugly as shit and is a failure at life

“ wtf who made you Capri u lookin tooooo ugly fucking tiny ass ponytail”

by Succcmyass January 23, 2020

lookiny

An object that resembles a magnifying glass. A magnifying glass usually wouldn't be called a lookiny, just objects that have the same shape.

The first time I walked into a candy shop, I bought a lookiny candy that smelled like coffee.

by Seshie November 6, 2019

looking bi

You look gay but you lack the gay sass.

-Don't you think Brian is gay?
~Nah.
-But I literally saw him kissing a guy earlier.
~He's bi.
-How do you know?
~He may be wearing pink hoodies and be all giggly but he doesn't slay gurl, he's just looking bi.
-Right.

by sxarmnis February 2, 2020

Looking like Pedro

Word used for when someone is a mega simp and looks beautiful

Ex: "Bruh, do i look Dope?
"You're looking like Pedro"
"Thanks brother!"

by RaikouMaster21 April 22, 2020