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Jammy Monkey

Derivation of Monkey Face - a female wipes period blood on the face of her partner during cunnilingus and then proceeds to stick pubic hair to said partner’s face using the blood as a rudimentary adhesive.
“Christ, when I glanced in the mirror I looked like a badly beaten up Bee-Gee but it turns out Sharon had just given me a sly jammy monkey
Jammy Monkey by Dirk shufflebum February 7, 2024
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A Jimmy is a person who plays World of Warcraft in his basement with a slow IV drip of Gin and Tonics. He later switches to fireball shots while downing Lich King on Heroic 25 man.... solo..... Everyone is jealous of a Jimmy and yet a Jimmy is cool, calm, and collected, knows how to party and rarely gets turned away by anyone. Everyone wants to be A Jimmy but few have the qualities. At Minimum a Jimmy needs to be blindfolded and get top damage with perfect parses on Sindragosa 25 man Heroic.
"Omg, do you know who that is??? That's Jimmy dude, a pure god..."
"Ya dude he pulled a Jimmy, we were all blown away"
Jimmy by SeriouslythoChocolate February 10, 2024
Nz native racial abuse towards scottish people,

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Let me tell you about the birds and the bees...

That's great dad, cos Jimmy johnson only comes from scotland
Jimmy by DOT_ROD February 12, 2024

Jimmy Jangled 

Getting overwhelmed or discombobulated, specifically in a videogame.
I can't come res you, I'm getting Jimmy Jangled.
Jimmy Jangled by LonerBowner February 14, 2024

Jimmy butler

Jimmy butler also known as “ HIMMY Butler, Jimmy buckets or playoff Jimmy” is a NBA player for the Miami Heat. He grew up homeless and has often been theorised that he is the son of Michael Jordan. Known for leading a 8th seed play-in heat team to the finals, where his infamous “Playoff Jimmy” nickname came from.
Jimmy butler has finally came out of hibernation. Playoff jimmy is finally activated!
Jimmy butler by Kynan756 February 27, 2024
A guy who oils up to another guy named Cameron
Jimmy: oil up boy
Cameron: bet jimmy
Jimmy by Wheudlsl March 8, 2024

JimmyHere 

a guy who tries not to laugh at unfunny memes, and laughs at unfunny memes
isnt JimmyHere the guy who deep throat his mic?
JimmyHere by JustTearSpace March 10, 2024