johnathan jackson

he is a cute funny man named johnathan from norway

ronny: wow your so johnathan jackson
john: athan

by peepeepoopoochat December 2, 2023

Michael Jacksoning

Michael Jacksoning (into one’s pants) is a verb meaning that someone has to shimmy or wiggle their way into some tight or otherwise difficult pants.

“Ugh, these pants are so tight I was Michael Jacksoning into them.”

by _PH03N1X_GR1FF1NS_ December 22, 2023

oliver jackson cohn

oliver jackson cohn is a name of a famous person

me: oliver jackson cohn get over here. him: no

by hotd0g63 February 20, 2024

Michael Jackson

One of the GOATs of music
Decided to add vanilla to his chocolate ass
His daddy whipped his nigger nose
Did I mention his affection for young boy's cocks?

That's pretty much it. Michael Jackson-A nigga who turned into a chocolate nigga. Who sung and danced really well. And liked boys.

by Mike Oxlong_69 February 29, 2024

Elijah Jackson Salsgiver

A dude who is an absoulute player! Love him though, but I like Skyler Hipp more!

Person A: "Dude Elijah Jackson Salsgiver is an ass"

by Idontknowman!!! March 8, 2024

Miss Jackson

A major twat and the definition of a wanker.
Is extremely self absorbed and loves to talk about kids going for a shit

Shut the fuck up you miss Jackson wanna be

by "Xavi" March 16, 2024

Dirty Jackson

The act of shaving your girlfriend’s bsf’s pubes, then supergluing them to your mustache. After doing so, you rub the juiciest cum on your new mustache.

I miss my mustache so I did a Dirty Jackson.

by Lebron a March 18, 2024