happy as a cut cat

When a cat is cut and has no balls it can roam and be with other cats

They were happy as a cut cat when they got there groceries paid for

by Slickwhistle August 02, 2022

happy as a cut cat

When a cat is cut and has no balls and can roam and do other cats

They was happy as a cut cat when they got there groceries for free

by Slickwhistle August 02, 2022

Shart cut

A short cut that is so sketchy that you are in danger of shitting yourself.

That shart cut we took down the cliff was so scary I think I may have to change my underwear.

by toughschist March 18, 2024

What must cut?

A rude phrase used in response to irrelevant information that has been brought to your attention and has no value to your life whatsoever. Most likely annoying

Sunny: “I was on FaceTime with ”

Jack: “Okay now what must cut?”

by Miyagison January 09, 2022

pink buzz cut

only a stupid bitchass whore would have a pink buzz cut. 🤣🤣.

dont get a pink buzz cut kids.

by imtooreal August 11, 2023

Cut to Commercial Break

When you screw something up so badly in front of so many people, that you wish you were being pre-recorded on TV so you could ask the technical staff to literally "cut to commercial break." The cut to commercial break indicates that you have achieved an Xbox like screw up. If you were in a video game, the achievement "Worst thing you've done this year" would indicate below you on screen.

I had a savage, throbbing boner during my job interview yesterday. When I stood up, it kinked in my pants like a broken candy bar and I know the hiring manager saw it. I really wished I could have cut to commercial break. I could hear him telling his buddy I must be "fun sized" on the way out of the lobby.

by CPT Ron July 20, 2020

The Urie Cut

Known originally as Urie Martinez’s haircut, the urie cut is the best haircut you can ever get, a mid taper fade.

Did you get the urie cut?

Yeah I did

Sheeeeshhhh thats definitely the best haircut ever

by Weloveurie November 22, 2021