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mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit
may we all be mud monsters
by definitely not covered in shit September 17, 2021
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Mud Trench

When you fuck someone in the ass coating your dick with shit then titty fuck them.
I gave Tina a Mud Trench last night, her titties were covered in shit!
by Pointy Ears March 21, 2017
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Mesopotamian Mud Spread

The process of violently shitting your pants, pulling your pants down, then sitting on something/someone.
"Yeah dude, I heard he visited Margaret Thatcher's grave and gave it a good Mesopotamian Mud Spread."
by ZvyezdaVodna October 2, 2024
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Detroit Mud Slide

The act of defecting down a partners face and then giving them head, while eating your own feces.
Let me give you a Detroit Mud Slide tonight. 🤭🤭
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Mud Turkey

An offensive and quite possibly racist term used to degrade people native to mesoamerica. Mud refers to the mud they might use to build houses and towns. Turkey refers to the headdresses made from feathers that the native tribespeople were observed to occasionally wear.
”Did you see who Alex is dating now?”

”You mean The Mud Turkey?”
”Woah mate that sounds super racist. Not sure if it is but it sure sounds like it
by SapphoPrime August 20, 2024
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make mud

The act of urinating into someone's butthole.
Sarah: "He wants to pee in my butt!"
Darren: "Ah. Sounds like somebody wants to make mud."
by buddymuddy May 4, 2018
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MUD MONSTER

A WOMAN WHO GOES TO ATV PARKS WITH HER OWN MUD MACHINE. SHE ALSO FINDS ALL THE MUDHOLES AND GOES STRAIGHT THROUGH THEM GIVING THEMSELVES, THEIR MACHINE AND ANYONE IN THE NEAR VICINITY A MUD BATH. SHE IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF A MUD CRICKET.
THAT MUD MONSTER HIT THE FIRST MUDHOLE SHE SAW IN HER SIDE BY SIDE AS FAST AS SHE POSSIBLY COULD.
by THE OFFICIAL MUD MONSTER March 1, 2025
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