Golden Feast

When you’re eating out a girl and she pees on you.

Last night I was going down on my girlfriend and she gave me a golden feast.

by Peeguy67 October 25, 2024

golden wedgie

A word I created for when someone wedgies you so hard you piss yourself

Colby: “Yo, did you hear what happened to Jake?”
Sam: “I heard he got a golden wedgie, and he doesn’t have any spare clothing!”

by Just existing i guess December 15, 2023

Golden tissue

When your wanking and you believe your finished but really you pissed

Oh shit I have a golden tissue

by Golden tissue expert January 1, 2019

Golden Valley

Noun. When you surprise pee on someone while they're settling in for an evening bath. Bonus points if you aim for rubber duckies

My metro room mate was taking a bath, sipping on white wine, so I whipped out my one-eyed willy and turned that tub into a Golden Valley.

by BedBath&Beyonce August 15, 2016

Golden retriever

White boy

Golden retriever boys are adorable

by anonymous July 24, 2022

golden ram

Punching a full bladder from the anus

John really wanted to water his lawn so I gave him a golden ram.

by Ramsphere July 4, 2017

golden turtle

the golden turtles are a group of boy scouts in ks

the leader of the golden turtles holds the turtle statue of our lord and savior

by she_said_she_was_twelve January 5, 2022