french decker

When two child molesters are in prison and agree to have gay butt sex with each other and finger each other's buttholes then one of them resends their consent 3 days later and claims he was raped by a fellow child molester

Hey buddy fuck my ass and give me a french decker

by Decker french September 15, 2022

French Omelette

A sex move you only do with prostitutes

I smacked it up, pushed it down and flipped it like a spatula. In the end I gave her a French Omelette

by Jewverine July 31, 2016

Southern French

It’s a code name for a blow job.

Would u mind speaking some Southern french? No i don’t wanna give u a bj

by Xiapa November 21, 2021

French marching song

Most of the goofy-assest songs ever

There is a French marching song about onions and how the Austrians can’t have them

by Paulmackooky June 13, 2022

French Toasted

Clean way of saying "fucked up" or "screwed up"

Bro: Dude, I totally French toasted that history test.
Dude: I aced it Bro, but fucked up the physics lab.

by Licensed_Nerd December 5, 2018

french lobotomy

When a lesbian couple gets oot the electric strapon, it's a bit rusty and the receiver gets a jolt all the way up to her frontal lobe.

Suzi's never been the same since her French lobotomy, now she won't go anywhere without that dinged-up old vibrator.

by SpaceQueen222 January 23, 2019

French horn

When you put your whole hand in a girls ass and then blow in her coochie like a French horn

“Hey grant wanna French horn?”

“Nah no thanks draven”

by UrMomElGay February 23, 2020