eye butter

The copious mucous that fuses your eyelids shut with pink eye (conjunctivitis)

I had to find my way to the bathroom by braille this morning, it took me 5 minutes to remove the eye butter from my lashes.

by Miss Spelling April 1, 2017

Eye Pud

Another way of saying eye candy; eye pudding.

"I met my favourite DJ the first time today, he's so hot, he's eye pud".

by PB2012 September 2, 2012

eye-googled

When someone who is interested in you, looks you up and down like they're trying to obtain your entire 'wiki' from your display page (checking you out.). Can also be written as iGoogled

"Beth, that guy behind you just totally eye-googled you."

by BosleeLA January 1, 2014

Scheme eyes

When a girl gives you this look you know it's going down. She'll squint her eyes at you and have a smirk on her face.

"Dude I saw her giving me the scheme eyes across the room, she definitely wants the "D""

by Jatthews January 24, 2014

chicago eye

Male or female. One of the individuals eyes always looks towards Chicago no matter where they are located.

That chick I had a date with was really hot but her Chicago eye turned me off. (Crosseyed)

by Tug Boat November 22, 2014

Eye grinder

When one consenting adult removes their prosthetic eye for the use of their partner as a sexual orifice. The half of the couple entering the socket being the ‘eye grinder’

I gave your granny a proper eye grinder.

by Shatwood December 4, 2018

Breakfast-eye

This is what you call someone with a lazy eye. One eye is looking at you and the other eye wandered off to breakfast.

Was that bartender looking at me or you? Not really sure, that is the breakfast-eye that lives upstairs.

by Newt07091971 November 13, 2019