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Stealth Drunk

A person who you see only drinking one beer the whole night but it’s actually a different beer every time. You don’t notice until they’re blacked.
Tyler’s fucked. I thought he only had one! Must be stealth drunk...
by 3’ilg June 2, 2018
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trippy drunk

When you’ve smoked and maybe drank a lot and you feel like you’re there, but not actually there. You can see clearly, it’s just that you can’t stand without feeling like you’re head is spinning around
Hey bro are you ok?

Looks like you’re “trippy drunk”
by Idkanymore1324 September 11, 2021
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designer drunk

When you mix different types of alcohol to get a certain type of drunk.
Carl: Damn, Lois just took a shot of everclear and chased it with a beer.

Phil: Yeah, tonight she's getting designer drunk.
by Jlit44 September 4, 2015
mugGet the designer drunkmug.

drunk-tics

Oh boy... here goes Josh again with his usual drunk-tics
by Camtard May 23, 2016
mugGet the drunk-ticsmug.

Defendantly Drunk

A state of intense inebriation that will almost certainly end in a visit to the courthouse.
Chad:"John was definitely drunk last night"

Rick:"John was DEFENDANTLY drunk last night, he wouldn't get his hands off the strippers and when the bouncer told him to leave, he said he was gonna piss in their concession stand... Sure enough, public urination and indecent exposure."

Chad:"Oh damn, when's his court date?"
by Critton August 25, 2013
mugGet the Defendantly Drunkmug.

Fuck drunk

I should not have sent that sext when I was fuck drunk.
by Group Six August 26, 2017
mugGet the Fuck drunkmug.

drunk knee

The syndrome that affects the knees following a heavy night of drinking and falling on one's knees.
That night at Ryan's left me with a bad case of drunk knee.
by Gordon Towns March 24, 2017
mugGet the drunk kneemug.

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