ignorant donkey

to lack knowledge as hugely as a donkey

yo finsider you an ignorant donkey man

by notyofriendman June 9, 2011

Donkey

Total idiot poker player that drives yellow motorcycles. Yellow motorcycles are for donkeys. This guy will call you with anything at the poker table. That means donkey. Its a vicious cycle. VICIOUS!

Hey Timmy, nice call with that 10-7 Off suit.

Timmy: yeah well I'll beat you with my yellow motorcycle!

Hey Timmy: no, sir; You are a donkey.

by Timmyisadonkey May 15, 2010

donkey

a person who often takes pictures of himself in the mirror. usually a person named chad who has low self-esteem n doesn't know who he is, or where he is going in life. a person who has many goals n didn't accomplish any yet. someone who is secretly gay. someone who is broke,n has no money.

what a donkey that guy!

by channing lopez May 30, 2010

donkey chills

the act of getting goosebumps and you can't quite remember the name at the moment.

lastnight i had this wierd dream and it happened the next day and i had......... had...... had.... whats the word? is it donkey chills?

by brian.banck December 12, 2008

swamp donkey

a word used for a very fugly woman very fugly

she is a real swamp donkey, how could you! what were your motives?

by halloran May 15, 2008

Donkey's Full

In Texas Hold 'em donkeys full is when you make a full house while holding Jack 2. Instead of a full house its a full barn, donkeys full of ducks.

player A: I'm all in

Player B: i call, i have a straight

Player A: I have Donkey's Full, I win.

by JD123321 March 20, 2009

Donkey Krunch

A combination of a Donkey Kick and a Donkey Punch.

As your Donkey Kicking sum1, you throw in the punch for good measure.

Viola Donkey Krunch.

Especially good on 1 night stands.

by Richie JB August 19, 2008