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by Saywhaaat20 October 1, 2022
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donkey dick

A type of summer sausage stuffed in a large red fiberous casing often eaten by redneck males at construction sites or while fishing. It can usually be purchased at gas stations. Tip-Top brand from Taylor, Texas is a prime example.
Hey Bubba, pass me some of that donkey dick and cheese.
by CommonClone June 24, 2018
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Donkey Dildo

Something that sucks so abysmally bad that there really isn't any other way to describe just how large of a fuckup the situation is.
> unfathomable turmoil currently present
"This situation sucks donkey dildo!"
> ranked teammates tank the entire team for being generationally washed
"My lobby sucks donkey dildo!"
> raining outside, no coat, cold as fuck, windy
"This weather right now sucks donkey balls!"
by Tbblobnoern November 22, 2025
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Donkey Cunt

A female of severely low intelligence who is without class and is always begging for an ass-beating because she hates herself so much.
Stay far away from Donkey Cunt unless you want to see just how deeply a useless person could hate themselves and still be alive.
by DayofReckoning January 19, 2024
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drop a donkey

"hey move, youre gonna make me drop a donkey"
"sorry man, the lines back there"
by dumpygumby April 27, 2022
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White Donkey Clean

My white donkey clean, this is actually Swedish slang referring to the act of getting head. The term originated in West Sweden is the early 00’s with the majority of the population being predominantly white, alongside being ‘hung’ like a donkey. The ‘clean’ side comes from the act of being sucked clean. Natural banter between young Swedish boys,
“I went round to Freja’s house now my White Donkey Clean bro!“
by probablynotwindenwise November 22, 2021
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Donkey's Full

In Texas Hold 'em donkeys full is when you make a full house while holding Jack 2. Instead of a full house its a full barn, donkeys full of ducks.
player A: I'm all in

Player B: i call, i have a straight

Player A: I have Donkey's Full, I win.
by JD123321 March 20, 2009
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