When life turns off the “flow” all at once, like every bill, glitch, and unexpected expense crashing down on the same day…leaving you standing there like, “Who shut off my blessings?”
by Deacedeals September 25, 2025
Get the Cut the watermug. John: Let’s go outdoors and finish up that project we started yesterday.
Frank: Naw man, that cold wind is ‘cutting that ass’ and I don’t have a coat!
Frank: Naw man, that cold wind is ‘cutting that ass’ and I don’t have a coat!
by Texas Shithouse Poet April 12, 2019
Get the Cutting that assmug. A massive, densely packed turd that releases itself in a straight, unpinched and untapered form. No toilet paper required.
I did my part for conserving toilet paper with that one. That was beyond a log, it was just straight-cut timber. Not sure how it flushed down.
by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021
Get the Straight-Cut Timbermug. by TheScientist1 July 11, 2021
Get the Samurai cutmug. A circumsized dick.
by fuckmebro387 December 18, 2017
Get the Cutmug. by OG urban legend October 26, 2020
Get the Like ur cut gmug. 