Tom Round

A wannabee stima male who lies about smoking weed cuz he is jealous of his fuckup of a m8 david

Person1: Is that Tom Round?
Person2: Yea he never smoked weed like he said
Person1: What a wetty

by A simp for jamie September 27, 2022

TOM FRY

A sex god with a huge cock.

also a skinny queen

oi oi that fellas a huge TOM FRY

by cockzilla loves penis May 6, 2021

Tom Delonge

Tom Delonge is one of the co-lead singers and founders of pop-punk band blink-182 and is the frontman for space rock band Angels And Airwaves. Tom Delonge is also known for founding the popular religion, Delongian.

Hey, Tom Delonge is so bad at singing.

by Lorenzo Vilagirirosa November 18, 2022

Tom waso

Man with Chinese crisis

You got the damn Tom waso

by Slongtobig March 14, 2020

Tom Mann

A young wanna-be entrepreneur who has significantly peaked in high school and still thinks he can get any girl he wants because he was the best shag in 2005.

He used to be so cool, but he's just a Tom Mann now.

by Wingecat July 19, 2018

Tom Seaver

A right handed Sandy Kaufax (when you cum in your hand after doggystyle intercourse and throw the ejaculate into your partners face.) Sandy Kaufax was a lefty, Tom Seaver a righty, therefor each hand has its own definition.

I gave the wife the ol’ Tom Seaver last night. She asked for the Kaufax, but I’m not a south paw.

by Wales129 October 9, 2021

Tom

Tom is the most amazing person you could ever meet, he’s nice, smart, funny and caring, he will bring joy to your life just by talking to you. He loves marvel! He is cute and charming and he is literally the best friend you’ll ever have. When he loves you he will make you feel loved in the best way possible. Tom is my best friend! And knowing him is the best thing that ever happened to me! :)

Why are you smiling like that?
Tom just talked to me!

by Leothehottie March 19, 2022