Max

Girl: Can i see your penis
Boy: OK
Girl: Thats a MAX
by I have a MAX December 12, 2018
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Max is a very big ding dong who needs medical and mental help every second of the day. This is mostly due to his very immature attitude and stupid behaviors.
by Cosmic pancake October 04, 2022
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Scary pervert with a creepy sense of humor
Dude : That guy is so weird

Girl : ikr he’s such a max🤮
by AwesomeAddison June 15, 2018
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He makes everybody orgasm
Max has a noice cock
by Abendshcwingen February 06, 2022
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A person who knows how to cheer you up. They listen to you and makes sure to understand. I think you can find the whole universe in a person named Max. They’re cool, nerdy, fun, and silly to be around. They are intuitive, funny, and cute. Maxs usually make sure to keep to themselves but love to make convos with you whenever they get the chance. They can also tend to be really stubborn but that’s what make them their self. Maxs are very charming and charismatic. They can bring the best out of you without you even knowing it. They often get their work done but procrastinate as well. They love music and listening to the rhythm of songs. Maxs are awesome. You’re lucky if you get to meet one.
Person 1: Dude that person listened to my problems?!
Person 2: They must be a Max HAHA!
by imauty April 14, 2023
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A man with balls so big they sag when you are handy with them
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If you've never met Max, you're a lucky person. Since the day i've got to know Max, i've lost my smile. Because i'm afraid of him. He loves Kinderriegel, and he would do everything to get one. EVERYTHING!
... last week he kicked a little boy of his bike, stole his Kinderriegel, and left him crying on the floor. I thinks it's an addiction. Beware of Max while eating Kinderriegel. You're in danger.
"Run, Max is comming!"
"Hide your Kinderriegels Max is here."
by Dj_Maximum_Volume May 10, 2022
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