An absolute beauty of a man, pulls all the ladies. He's the kinda guy people walk by in the halls and yell "oh shit he's the guy who finger banged my mom". Also an absolute unit when it comes to sports.
by Savdaddyblue September 24, 2018
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by Yeti Mn June 3, 2018
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Like blue balls, but with dumbells.
Like blue balls, but with dumbells.
"Aw man, I was so pumped to fire off a load of reps this morning and there were no weights left, I've got total blue bells."
by thecrouter June 5, 2018
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Steve: Hey Brad!! Do you have Blue Waffles?
Brad: Jerk!!!
Steve: I meant blueberry waffles, PERVERT!!
Brad: What is Blue waffles?? I was mad that you wanted my last waffle.
Steve: Look it up!
Brad's mind: (This is soooo hot i think im going to cum!)
Brad's pants: Splat!!
Steve: Fuck you get out of this fucking house!
Steve and Brad's Mom: What is that on your phone and pants Brad????
Brad: Ok I will move out after I tell you.
Brad: Jerk!!!
Steve: I meant blueberry waffles, PERVERT!!
Brad: What is Blue waffles?? I was mad that you wanted my last waffle.
Steve: Look it up!
Brad's mind: (This is soooo hot i think im going to cum!)
Brad's pants: Splat!!
Steve: Fuck you get out of this fucking house!
Steve and Brad's Mom: What is that on your phone and pants Brad????
Brad: Ok I will move out after I tell you.
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- Delay in sexual advancement of a new relationship
- Above is preceded by discussion of serious topics such as marriage and children. Usually seen in the prodromal phase which may last up to 2 weeks.
- Cyanotic like appearance of the scrotum on physical examination
- Not otherwise attributable to an underlying medical condition.
- Delay in sexual advancement of a new relationship
- Above is preceded by discussion of serious topics such as marriage and children. Usually seen in the prodromal phase which may last up to 2 weeks.
- Cyanotic like appearance of the scrotum on physical examination
- Not otherwise attributable to an underlying medical condition.
He got serious with her way too quickly. Now he's got a pretty severe case of the blue dongdongbaos.
by Doeyyy April 22, 2019
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Person 2: Blue face.
Person 1: I SAID WRAPPER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Person 2: Blue face.
Person 1: I SAID WRAPPER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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