When your girl has to make a boo boo but you pack it and cum on the turd and it comes out super shiny like a glazed donut
by Yanmar1994 October 1, 2020
Get the Glazed chocolate barmug. Men who ride Harley's or other cruising type bikes, who wear turtle shell style helmets because they are not driving fast enough to need a full helmet usually. And they ride on a bike that has had custom steering handles installed. The handle bars are usually raised an additional 10 to 12 inches, making the rider appear to be hanging from a monkey bar.
"How bout that turtle shell on a monkey bar, his tiny helmet had huge skulls painted on it and he was barely able to hang onto his monkey bar because it was almost too high..."
by BOSS*bitch June 11, 2015
Get the Turtle Shell On A Monkey Barmug. The Cramer Bar is a candlestick named after the legendary stock analyst Jim Cramer that appears on a candlestick chart whenever Jim Cramer says "Buy Buy Buy". Most of the time these bars are giant red candlesticks that represent the selling of the stock. The Cramer Bar can also be a large green candlestick indicating that the stock is being bought immediately after Jim Cramer says "Sell Sell Sell". Jim Cramer has a massive influence over retail investors so it is no surprise that institutional investors will often take advantage of the liquidity that Jim brings to the market.
by Methodical May 24, 2024
Get the Cramer Barmug. A slutty whore who sings scary-oke at the bar regularly prowling for any guy that will pay attention to her poor me story
by thebetterbitch November 26, 2024
Get the Bar flymug. Noise made by brass players in their earlier years, particularly the trombone. May be used to imitate bad playing, along with words like "frack" and "fwah". Usually occurs at the ends of phrases when the player runs out of air.
Honk honk hoooonnnnk, frrrrr-ACK! frrrrr-ACK! Bar-HOOOOOOooooooo
by trombonejones July 9, 2011
Get the Bar-Hoomug. When a guy comes to the bar every day and drinks alcohol. He helps the bar out when they need help. He is not paid. But, will help with kicking people out, restock beer, gets ice, and helps women switch out kegs.
You see that guy over there. His name is Roger, he's the bar dad. Don't get drunk in here and be obnoxious. He will kick you out!
by Canadian gooose January 13, 2025
Get the Bar Dadmug. 