Turtle

Really, really, like really hella good weed

I just got this new dealer and I don’t know how good my new turtle is, wanna hit it with me??
Best turtle of my life dude

by mad.child October 23, 2018

Turtle

A person who has a defensive and protective façade and shell but a cute, sensitive inside.

Similar to watermelons.

I am a turtle. You think I'm tough but I cry alone a lot.

by Marbles&Envelopes November 4, 2018

TURTLE

GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE

Giselle looks so much like a turtle

by Adan Chi November 10, 2018

Turtle Gang

In the mist of Janesville, Minnesota there's a gang the turtle gang. They are the best gang out there they roam the street and the school we will attach and our sheld is our backs. We will attach the white spider gang.

The turtle gang is the best gang who ever lived

by Iliketurtlesalottt December 5, 2018

Turtleflop999

Has tiny dick

Bro you got that turtleflop999 dick

by Digandballs December 23, 2018

turtleflop999

Has tiny dick

Bruh you got that turtleflop999

by Digandballs December 23, 2018

turtle face mushroom-head

Someone you feel is the finest piece of ass on this planet. The most gorgeous girl in the world. Not a 10, 20, 100. This is the Dime of Dimes I’m talking about. Whatever you see when you close your eyes and think of perfection. This bitch is it!!

Turtle face mushroom-head

Paul: Hey mayne, you know that Melissa chick?

Greg: ...The one that be with that Giuseppe cat?

Paul: Yeah, yeah.. that broad is a total turtle face mushroom-head. Feeeewwwww-wwwweeeee

Tommy: You see that, turtle face mushroom-head. Phew. Almost made my lung collapse for real.

by The Real RopeJump December 25, 2018