Toilet Triathlon

When you piss, shit, and puke all in the same trip to the bathroom.

Man that gas station sushi has me running a toilet triathlon last night.

by Bruhmaster42069 February 11, 2021

toilet toucher

When your d*ck is long enough to touch the water or toilet bowl side when you sit down on the toilet

WOW! Zeb’s the only one with a toilet toucher in the family- Crystal

by Longdonglara September 2, 2021

toilet ball

the floating ball in older style toilet mechanisms that float in the toilet tank to tell the valve when to stop filling

Can you buy a new toilet ball?

by Billiam Beaver October 5, 2016

Jax Vs Skibidi Toilet Epic Edging Battle

this audio makes you want to burn to death when you listen to it.

"I Hate Jax Vs Skibidi Toilet Epic Edging Battle"

by plungebot August 2, 2024

Skibidi toilet

Litral: A man sticking his out of a toilet battering against humans and human based toilet with camera man speaker

Original: back in 2023 the skibidi toilet YouTube trend has gone viral and in the country Georgia by Alexy gerasimov

Skibidi toilet

by Hiyalolasr January 24, 2025

toilet Bowl-Beaked Bird

Pelican

The toilet bowl-beaked bird played with the hornets.

by Ereck Flowers March 31, 2015

Cooked lamb in toilet

Being alcolized to the point that one hallucinates the presence of actual lamb meat stewing in toilet water after a hectic night out with the lads. One is very concerned by the matter but unable to communicate this with others as they are too dumbfounded by the statement to comprehend. May feel a lot of frustration about this and unsure as to why halfwits are not alarmed by the occurrence.

“I was so on it last night that I experienced cooked lamb in toilet”

by princessej March 26, 2018