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Kyle

A Kyle is an individual who lives solely on Monster Energy and domestic abuse. This creature will be found at has stations around 2am attempting to purchase alcohol and will commonly be found adorned in a sideways cap, at least 4 face tattoos, and sagging cargo shorts at most mid thigh level while spouting a racial slur approximately every 3 words. The most common signs of a Kyle passing through recently is holes in drywalling and used Juul pods and cigarette butts.
Sarah: why are there so many new paintings in your apartment?

Stacy: Kyle's ID is expired so he couldn't buy his Newports
by DrangleicTrash June 29, 2019
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Kyle

Someone that a Justin has full ownership off. Treat it with no care or love and Kyle will love fucking your wives, he is a Anti-Tyler and a proud son of his father.......Justin.
Kyle: If y’all end up having a kid leave It with me mother and go find the one piece.
by kairuwashere_ October 6, 2022
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Kyle

Kyle likes boys.
by Tylerj0267 May 9, 2020
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Kyle Doom

Sexy math teacher who gets all the girls with is hot body.
by Frinklebinge February 26, 2019
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Kyle

The most typical frat boy you will ever see. He wears hats sideways, wears short khaki shorts, and wears polos.
Girl 1: Hey I think he is kinda hot..
Girl 2: I wouldn't try him, he is such a Kyle.
by gjab48 July 12, 2019
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Kyle

Kyle is one of the best people you can meet. He is very peaceful, sike hes peace control Kyle he will box you like a fish he has the most common name but there is one that stands out... LEGEND CONTROL KYLE infinity areana stats in minecraft, I know can you believe it?
Kyle can bomb you while eating a burger.
by Legend Control Kyle February 11, 2021
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Kyle

Kyle is a person who acts happy around friends but at home is emotionless and runs on Windows XP, also has a tendency to take meat off the table and consumes meat at an alarming rate.

Sometimes known as Mexican or El Hefé de el hefé a man of complicated regard that has been known to persue a meal on all fours.
"Oh, hey Kyle, como el llama"
by Samuel Witwicky November 22, 2021
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