Lick your brain

To find someone’s intellectual capacities so sapiosexually stimulating that you want to figuratively make out with their brain

Oh damn, I love how you described that- lemme lick your brain.

by Niomeblack October 15, 2021

Big Brain Status

A man/woman who is currently known as big brain.

"John has Big Brain Status right now".

by SmartJuice October 24, 2019

Smol Brain Friday

A day when you rest from school, and potentially become smooth-brained, also known as the day of idiots.

Person 1: Hey, what’s Obama’s last name?
Person 2: -_- How smooth brained can you get on Smol Brain Friday? Obama is the last name.

by IsolatedWords January 15, 2021

atomic mirror brain

When calling someone a smoothbrain isn’t enough

*last person on your team in call of duty doesn’t know what callouts are in search and destroy*
You: A guy just killed me in middle, he’s coming to A, look out.
Dumbass: Where?
You: Middle, what you don’t have a minimap?
Dumbass: What’s a minimap?
You: Bro how clueless are you
Dumbass: *dies*
You: BRO I CANT EVEN CALL YOU A SMOOTHBRAIN YOURE A FUCKEN ATOMIC MIRROR BRAIN

by ForkliftCertifiedCat September 25, 2022

Lo mien brain

When a person downloads tiktok. They get the lo mien brain with all the squiggles!

She downloaded the tik tok and got the lo mien brain from the Chinese!

by Lo mien brain April 21, 2023

mutual brain licking

The act of three beautiful and talented AMPers coming together to share thoughts, challenges and ideas for the mutual benefit of all parties. Discussions take place with such speed and uniformity of understanding that it would appear as though the members are licking the ideas out of each others heads - hence the term.

Hi Mark, did you solve that big problem?

Yes Pete, I had a session with Ryan and SJ and sorted it all out whilst also benefitting them both. It were a right proper mutual brain licking.

by mutualbrainlicker August 31, 2016

brain blow job

When your mind is blown by new information and you are unable to function, paralyzed.

Person1: ''Well, parachute is a word.''

Person2: ''Woah....can you stop giving me a brain blow job right now?!''

by dumbassurrekt July 20, 2018