A) - A girl whose tits have been hidden away for so long that they are dry and scaly, much like the skin of a dragon.
B) - A girl who has been waiting for puberty to give her breasts for so long that their possible existence seems mythological, like a dragon.
B) - A girl who has been waiting for puberty to give her breasts for so long that their possible existence seems mythological, like a dragon.
A) - "Dude, I got with this girl last night but she hasn't been naked in so long, she has dragon tits."
B) - "That girl over there is, like, 25 but she's only got dragon tits."
B) - "That girl over there is, like, 25 but she's only got dragon tits."
by Roxiel July 20, 2010
Get the dragon tits mug.Tits or Get The Fuck Off. A term used when trying to get a girl to flash you. Usually on Chat Roulette, Omegle, I-Chat, and Skype.
by thehwoo October 22, 2010
Get the Tits or GTFO mug.When a girls tits point in crazy angles away from each other. The easiest way to tell if a girl has these without seeing her naked is to check her cleavage. If the start of where her boobs come out looks like it could hold a trapezoid shaped building block then she's fucked. Not literally.
Oblivious Guy: Oh my god man check out her she's so hot!!
Smart Guy: Yeah shes hot but check her boobs man she has Split Tits. It totally ruins her hotness.
Smart Guy: Yeah shes hot but check her boobs man she has Split Tits. It totally ruins her hotness.
by justinbewley January 25, 2010
Get the Split Tits mug.big, huge mammary glands that hang to the navel, and lower. refers to negroid females only. very common in primitive tribes in africa.
by nluvr September 27, 2007
Get the jungle tits mug.A word used to refer a girl who is of small stature and extremely well endowed. Usually the girl has nothing else going for her than her large breasts.
by UMLSTG December 19, 2006
Get the midget tits mug.upset; pissed off
Usage note: Can be applied to either sex, manboobs not withstanding.
annoyance ranking:
* pissed off
* tit in a wringer
* pissy
* ticked off
* undies in a bundle
* bent out of shape
* peaved
* miffed (agitated and fey)
Usage note: Can be applied to either sex, manboobs not withstanding.
annoyance ranking:
* pissed off
* tit in a wringer
* pissy
* ticked off
* undies in a bundle
* bent out of shape
* peaved
* miffed (agitated and fey)
Rush: It really gets my tit in a wringer when feminazis claim that date rape accounts for over 75% of all sexual assault.
by mandingoe October 10, 2005
Get the tit in a wringer mug.An ape tit is a relatively dumb male who constantly annoys the hell out of you. He commits random acts of stupidity all day. One can describe an ape tit as a douche bag but not bright enough to understand. Once someone is dubbed an ape tit, you can refer to him as an ape tit or just ape tit.
by The Creeper's fat and nerdy bro June 25, 2006
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