Juvenile January

Similar to such events as 'no nut November' and 'destroy dick December'. This event simply entails that you are to nut, but only with other participants that are not of legal age.

I nutted in susie last night, she's so tight, especially that she's 14! all part of juvenile January!

by nandossucksass November 30, 2017

January 21

National tall Best Friend Day oh, tell your short friend you're taller

BFF: hello
YOU: hi shorty

BFF: what?!
YOU: it's January 21

by ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ January 21, 2022

january 11

national euri day

Today is january 11th
YO it’s national euri Day!
Damn dude really?

by poseidonstoe January 11, 2022

January 11

National receive head day

“Hey”
“Can I get some head”
“Why”
“It’s national receive head day”
“No it’s January 11”

by DarkLight January 10, 2022

January 24th

January 24th is when all the amazing and beautiful people are born

Alex: woah he beautiful 😍

Devon: I know she must have been born on January 24th 🥰

by _.TheApple._ August 17, 2021

January 16th

It's Slander Dorothée Day. If you find a Dorothée, bully her.

Hey it's January 16th.

Yeah I know it's Beat Dorothée Day, I'm searching for one now.

by menoum January 15, 2022

8th of January 2007

Was the day the shittiest CoD player was born aka Liemmel 27, fucking LIEMMEL 27?!. He sucks ass absolute donkey. Just know he is a “handy schänder” and the “Mädchen schänder”.

Joe: “look at that player he was probably born on the 8th of January 2007, look he is camping and playing RPD, like a Liemmel.”
Jeff: “if he kills me one more time im going to impregnate his mother.”

by Liemmel27 August 29, 2022