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jump kicking dance

A furious yet graceful dance which involves kicking the hell out of someone. Usually performed on said person's face.
If this fucker puts me on hold I'm going to do my jump kicking dance all over his face.
by Don Commodore Mc Awesome October 31, 2004
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When you try to pet a Blue (or any other type) Parakeet and it tries to bite/peck you. First, the parakeet opens its beak; then, it follows your finger around; and lastly, it lunges for you. This act gets its name from the inebriated appearance of the bird. (swaying from side to side)
Frenchie performs The Dance of The Drunken Parakeet every night for free.
by Shawn B. January 15, 2007
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Russian Lap Dance

when a man is taking a shit and his lady comes and sits on his lap straddling him and facing him. she takes a shit also and they proceed to have sex at the same time....
by Mattman40 January 9, 2012
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Dancing the ham fandago

The sex that two gay guys have.
Carl and I were dancing the ham fandago at the sex party down in Castro
by Daniel Tregant December 18, 2008
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About to break dance

Someone who doesn't dance and is trying their hardest to dance. They end up "about to break dance". Arms move toward the ground as if they are about do a big break dance move but it never happens. And everyone is left waiting for the big moment
Person 1: hey! Look that guy is gonna break dance! Let's give him space!

Person 2: nah! I've been watching him for 10 minutes, he's "about to break dance" it's never gonna happen dude!
by Jbizzle March 9, 2015
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Parental Guy Dance

Verb,
When a Father, Uncle, Grandfather, Godfather, or other male parental unit performed 'the funky monkey' (he dances) in front of all of your friends. Therefore embarrassing the hell out of you... and if in a more public place; also embarrasses those associated with you.
At Jenessa's Wedding, Mr. Robinson Asserted his Parental Guy Dance for all of her wedding guests... Well done popsys!
by Tripple G August 8, 2012
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Lizard Dance Time

Australian slang for either:
a) Dancing
b) Sex
c) Fighting
d) Poker
e) Getting Smashed
f) Insulting someone because of their race
g) All of the above
"G'day mate, I reckon Oscar wants to have a bit of a lizard dance time with you, if you know my meaning."
"Which one?"
by ilicklizardballs August 27, 2020
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