A furious yet graceful dance which involves kicking the hell out of someone. Usually performed on said person's face.
by Don Commodore Mc Awesome October 31, 2004

When you try to pet a Blue (or any other type) Parakeet and it tries to bite/peck you. First, the parakeet opens its beak; then, it follows your finger around; and lastly, it lunges for you. This act gets its name from the inebriated appearance of the bird. (swaying from side to side)
by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

when a man is taking a shit and his lady comes and sits on his lap straddling him and facing him. she takes a shit also and they proceed to have sex at the same time....
by Mattman40 January 9, 2012

by Daniel Tregant December 18, 2008

Someone who doesn't dance and is trying their hardest to dance. They end up "about to break dance". Arms move toward the ground as if they are about do a big break dance move but it never happens. And everyone is left waiting for the big moment
Person 1: hey! Look that guy is gonna break dance! Let's give him space!
Person 2: nah! I've been watching him for 10 minutes, he's "about to break dance" it's never gonna happen dude!
Person 2: nah! I've been watching him for 10 minutes, he's "about to break dance" it's never gonna happen dude!
by Jbizzle March 9, 2015

Verb,
When a Father, Uncle, Grandfather, Godfather, or other male parental unit performed 'the funky monkey' (he dances) in front of all of your friends. Therefore embarrassing the hell out of you... and if in a more public place; also embarrasses those associated with you.
When a Father, Uncle, Grandfather, Godfather, or other male parental unit performed 'the funky monkey' (he dances) in front of all of your friends. Therefore embarrassing the hell out of you... and if in a more public place; also embarrasses those associated with you.
At Jenessa's Wedding, Mr. Robinson Asserted his Parental Guy Dance for all of her wedding guests... Well done popsys!
by Tripple G August 8, 2012

Australian slang for either:
a) Dancing
b) Sex
c) Fighting
d) Poker
e) Getting Smashed
f) Insulting someone because of their race
g) All of the above
a) Dancing
b) Sex
c) Fighting
d) Poker
e) Getting Smashed
f) Insulting someone because of their race
g) All of the above
"G'day mate, I reckon Oscar wants to have a bit of a lizard dance time with you, if you know my meaning."
"Which one?"
"Which one?"
by ilicklizardballs August 27, 2020
