Apple law

If it has two colors, it can play bad apple.

Person 1: Hey, did you see they made Bad apple using actual apples?

Person 2: well you know the apple law: if it has two colors it can play Bad Apple.
Person 3: How long before someone does it using a squid or chameleon?

by Sirlordofderp April 06, 2023

Golden Apple Seed

The large and prickly balls or testicles of a human male. One that hasn’t been in contact with a razor for a very long time. The strands of hairs represents the spikes on the seed of a golden apple fruit.

She likes putting golden apple seed in her mouth.

by Pcw July 02, 2023

Magic Apple

an apple that has had magic mushrooms stuffed inside of it.

Popular in New York

Aubrey: Yo , Kevin can you babysit my kid ?

Kevin: No way man, last time that dipshit slipped me a magic apple, i was tripping all night

by DsDDdA February 27, 2022

Magic Apple

An apple that has had magic mushrooms stuffed inside of it.

Popular in New York

Aubrey: Yo , Kevin can you babysit my kid ?

Kevin: No way man, last time that dipshit slipped me a magic apple, i was tripping all night.

by DsDDdA February 27, 2022

The chicken and the apples

Logan

You know that saying, the chicken and the apples

by Angelnchico May 06, 2024

Apple catchers

A derogatory term for men’s briefs, particularly white briefs (or “tighty whities”).

Cody was pantsed in the hallway this morning, which was especially embarrassing for him since he had on a pair of apple catchers instead of a pair of boxers.

by Undrwr981 January 07, 2024

apple danish

Vagina, used in the context of oral sex.

I really enjoyed eating her apple danish for beeakfast.

by Actuarius81 October 13, 2021