To wander aimlessly, hoping and praying to find a suitable commode to evacuation fecal material that has been inching its way out of the rectum slowly, like a turtle
I had to turtle myself 4 blocks towards the rock n Roll Hall of Fame praying they had a suitable commode.
by Mike.moffet November 12, 2018
Another word for "penis."
by Trousermouse December 12, 2017
A person who types rather slowly
A person who takes their time to spell out every word correctly and add puncatons
A person who takes their time to spell out every word correctly and add puncatons
He's such a turtle typer.
by Fred Dag1 December 16, 2010
A swaggy little bro which originally was born after a misinterpretation of the Harry Potter character “Moaning Myrtle”. He is represented as a turtle with a $ sign on the center of his shell, occasionally depicted with some really cool shades.
by swagmoneyturtle February 12, 2025
by Da person who its cheetos all June 01, 2021
by 22 insane September 19, 2022
The best film of all time.
Also a holy text
Most blu rays of this film have a trump 2020 dollar bill, a picture of Jesus Christ, a picture of yellow penguin toad, and a poster of Lanky Kong
Also a holy text
Most blu rays of this film have a trump 2020 dollar bill, a picture of Jesus Christ, a picture of yellow penguin toad, and a poster of Lanky Kong
by SANS UNDERTRAEL March 06, 2020