by Ketboy 3000 December 17, 2019
Get the roof top chongingmug. The Top G special is a certain haircut only the Top G (exception is made for the Bottom G) can have.
It includes a cleanly shaved bald head, paired with a sharp beard.
It includes a cleanly shaved bald head, paired with a sharp beard.
by DafferDonk June 23, 2023
Get the Top G Specialmug. That odd circumstance when the waitress ask if she can top you off and you both just look at eachother with enchanted eyes. She then proceeds to take her top off and give that slip brain.
Top you off - “Yes son, I met your mom when she was waitressing at doc’s. She was filling up my water and asked if could top me off, I of course said yes and the rest is history.”
by Kyler keeps on April 8, 2022
Get the Top you offmug. by The Wrapper DBag November 4, 2009
Get the Chocolate Top Spinmug. by ExiledZephy January 2, 2017
Get the sloppy top hatmug. Not the conventional "creampie"; generally occurring when a woman succombs to her sexual desires to fornicate with a clown. When the clown nears his orgasm he reveals an actual cream pie (previously hidden from view) and ejaculates on it. After the clown ejaculates on the cream pie he thrusts it into the woman's face, splattering whipped cream, semen, and graham cracker crust everywhere (bicycle horn may or may not be utilized to add insult to injury after the initial humiliation).
This sexual act is a variant form of "sploshing", a term which may be more familiar to the British, and the British alone (or perhaps the extremely obscure sexual groups present in the more rural regions of America, as well).
Although there is no definitive record of the first act of this nature, it can be inferred that this act was first performed during the great American circus era at the turn of the 19th century. Today, this sexual act may most-likely be seen in today's fetish pornography, or the more extreme humorous pornographic material which is prominent in todays 21st century adult entertainment.
This sexual act is a variant form of "sploshing", a term which may be more familiar to the British, and the British alone (or perhaps the extremely obscure sexual groups present in the more rural regions of America, as well).
Although there is no definitive record of the first act of this nature, it can be inferred that this act was first performed during the great American circus era at the turn of the 19th century. Today, this sexual act may most-likely be seen in today's fetish pornography, or the more extreme humorous pornographic material which is prominent in todays 21st century adult entertainment.
Clown: I was boning the bearded lady last night and when I was about to cum, I told her I wanted to give her a creampie.
Midget Animal Handler: Really!? What did she say?
Clown: Oh, she obliged of course! So I pulled out of the vagina, grabbed a cream pie, came on it, and hit her in the face with the pie! All in one smooth motion.
Midget Animal Handler: Get outta here! How did she react!? What did she say?
Clown: She said 'What in the fuck was that!?', and I said "...a Big-top Creampie!" Then I honked my bicycle horn twice."
Midget Animal Handler: Really!? What did she say?
Clown: Oh, she obliged of course! So I pulled out of the vagina, grabbed a cream pie, came on it, and hit her in the face with the pie! All in one smooth motion.
Midget Animal Handler: Get outta here! How did she react!? What did she say?
Clown: She said 'What in the fuck was that!?', and I said "...a Big-top Creampie!" Then I honked my bicycle horn twice."
by Dirty Cral Sully February 3, 2010
Get the Big-top Creampiemug. What Brendon Urie wore in the I Write Sins Not Tragedies video by the popular indie band Panic! at the Disco
Brendon: Oh, well imagine; as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words.(while wearing a sexy top hats)
Sexy Top Hats are Totally Panic!
and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words.(while wearing a sexy top hats)
Sexy Top Hats are Totally Panic!
by Allisin August 28, 2006
Get the sexy top hatsmug.