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Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence

An extremely rare and expensive pre-workout known for causing buff bro Chads to vape and paddle spank other bro Chads in between sets. Consumption typically results in workout gear consisting of double layered petticoats with lace ruffles for sweat absorption. Post workout protein replenishment while using is always cornmeal mush and raw halibut.

Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.
Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"

Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"

Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."

Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."
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Thomas

if yk a thomas, call him “thomas the train” he don’t like it but oh well. but…. if yk a red head thomas, don’t lose him. he’s an ass but he gets the job done iykyk

also kinda hot on some days
jim- “hey have you seen “thomas the trai “

thomas- “ i heard that, fuck you
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Thomas Jackson

A male who gets angry over small problems and has a fit if anyone says he’s wrong.
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Thomas Barbusca

Thomas Barbusca is and italian american guy with auburn hair. he is also a fine ass and talented man who is also the best person in the world. You may know him from middle school the worst years of my life, the mick, chad, Big time adolescence or that one episode of sam and cat.
"Thomas Barbusca is hot."
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thomas delaney

A midget ugly kid who is 4’2 and has a ton of pimples on his ugly ass face and stopped growing
"Look at Thomas Delaney!"
Goddamn he’s a fucking midget, when will he ever grow"
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Thomas Muluneh

A word describing someone who needs to shut up.
Person 1: Omg... she's so annoying... lord!
Person 2: Ugh... she's such a Thomas Muluneh...
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Thomas

A poor person who can’t even afford a microwave or any food at all. He relies on his friends to give him food and something to look for.
Look at that poor person, no wait that’s just Thomas
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