The rusty knight

When your having anal sex and feces gets everywhere

the rusty knight

by Redrocket232 March 5, 2018

Rusty Pump Handle

The act of jacking a guy off using your own or his own shit as lube.

She gave him a rusty pump handle last night.

by DunchyMcButterstien April 29, 2013

rusty martinez

Inability to commit, likely to agree verbally then not uphold one’s end of the deal.

We all agreed to the tee time on Sunday at 9am. Aaron pulled a Rusty Martinez 5 minutes prior and bailed. Foursome to threesome.

by anonymous August 5, 2024

Rusty Car

Pleasuring a Latina in the backseat of a '72 Impala with shag carpeting but no hydraulics as the windows fog up with the same humidity causing your ass and her knees to stick to the vinyl seat coverings.

I bought my son a rusty car for graduation.

by Keith W and Ryan J August 6, 2015

Rusty Lisch

Rusty Lisch was quite possibly the worst Quarterback (statistically) to start multiple games in the NFL. He was a last resort option for the Chicago Bears in 1984- he played so bad that Mike Ditka benched him and put HOF Running Back Walter Payton in as his replacement.

The name Rusty Lisch is synonymous with having your final option be so bad that you have to substitute it with an option that should not even be under consideration,

When Bill runs out of memes, Don is always a steady back up. But when Don runs out of memes- they have to rely on Jen- who typically supplies inferior memes- her memes are so bad that they would be ahead with no memes. Jen is like the Rusty Lisch of meme trading!

by King of Memes! May 26, 2025

Rusty Bull

An amazing brewery in Charleston, SC.

Let’s go to the Rusty Bull and have some local brews.

by DiverJas March 15, 2024

Rusty Remnant

Where an old lady wipes her back with her hand when she took a shit, and then offers you a handjob!

That women from behind the liqour store offer me a Rusty Remnant

by Crewyr May 23, 2021