Jessica Syndrome

Only when the following two conditions are met: First, a state in one's life were nothing of any importance is happening and no real effort is being put into one's life to change it. Second, a total lack of interest in taking any advice from anyone who would know any better then they do. Usually occuring in women going from there older teens to their adulthoods.

Manny: "How come she seems that she doesn't want to do anything with her life?"
Mark: "No its not that she doesn't want to do anything, shes just suffering from Jessica Syndrome."

by Andres Gonzalez February 8, 2008

Sewell Syndrome

A disease in which one's ability to have cognitive thinking and reasoning is tainted, thus resulting in the shittiest league of legends calls in the history of MOBAs. Similar in nature of being a boosted buffoon.

Wow what a great baron call! I guess you have Sewell Syndrome since you have been playing since season 2!

by lul.exe November 24, 2016

Tavia Syndrome

To copy one's facial expressions and hand gestures.

Tavia syndrome is commonly caught from hanging around the rare, Tavi-is Mar-tis. Very rare species indeed.

by Affyre March 29, 2011

Pancake Syndrome

Pancake Syndrome is where everything in the body of a woman (or man in some cases) is flat. Meaning that they have a flat chest (or breasts), and a flat ass.

Boy #1: Woah, look at that girl, she's way hot.

Boy #2: Uhh, no way man, do you see that flat ass and flat chest?

Boy #1: Man, that girls' got some serious Pancake Syndrome right there.

by A Ravaged Path January 28, 2013

Flatts syndrome

A person who convulses while listing to rascal flatts ie highway 66

Bob has flatts syndrome

by undertakeisrock February 19, 2009

Turdettes Syndrom

When a person is delibrately insulting on a regular basis and then claims you can't take a joke.

"I didn't mean it when I said you were an airhead. Don't be offended, I was only kidding"
"I am offended, you do something passive agressive like this every day, there is no excuse for your turdettes syndrom, at least people with tourettes can't help it"

by Jolarsystem September 4, 2009

Josh Syndrome

A "man" who is too scared to eat out a girl. They will get head, but when asked to return the favor they will come up with any excuse possible.

Hailey: So how was the head?
Brooke: When I asked him to he said his ankle hurts so he couldn't. I think he just has Josh Syndrome.
Hailey: Wow what a pussy

by ghewew June 11, 2019