"I didn't mean it when I said you were an airhead. Don't be offended, I was only kidding"
"I am offended, you do something passive agressive like this every day, there is no excuse for your turdettes syndrom, at least people with tourettes can't help it"
"I am offended, you do something passive agressive like this every day, there is no excuse for your turdettes syndrom, at least people with tourettes can't help it"
by Jolarsystem September 4, 2009
Get the Turdettes Syndrom mug.When you or someone else starts something and at first everything seems to be working fine. Then it quickly turns into a disaster or epic fail.
Al: Bob, how's that house you're building coming along?
Bob: It went OK at first, but after the foundation, I couldn't get anything done. It's a nightmare.
Al: Sounds like you have Iraq Syndrome.
Bob: It went OK at first, but after the foundation, I couldn't get anything done. It's a nightmare.
Al: Sounds like you have Iraq Syndrome.
by rogue_#127 February 27, 2010
Get the Iraq Syndrome mug.the usage of violent non-verbal communication to express intimacy by females; primarily sever elbowing, punching, or slapping to demonstrate affection.
pawloski syndrome is when if a girl elbows your ribs hard enough to make you short of breath instead of saying i love you.
by lsc2323 March 6, 2010
Get the pawloski syndrome mug.1. The condition of gradually losing sanity due to the inability to remove "playbacks" of songs from your conscious mind. This occurs when hearing a song several times in a row, wherein your brain can create a cyclical version of the song that repeats key parts of the song without ever ending. In extreme cases, even one word or phrase can be looped infinitely depending on the cadence, tempo, and succession of notes, such as the viral song "Friday" by Rebecca Black for which this syndrome is named. Short term symptoms are agitation and short temper. Particularly long cases, one hour or more, can lead to acts which are unusual for one not affected by this syndrome, such as hitting oneself or screaming, and in extreme cases, attempting to tear oneself's clothes off, coating oneself in maple syrup and various car parts, and blocking rush hour traffic by screaming little known facts about President Buchanan at drivers has been seen in desperate attempts to overcome the syndrome. There is no known cure.
2. The condition of the syndrome in a group of an unspecified number.
3. Any other condition in which one is unable to rid oneself of audial memory.
2. The condition of the syndrome in a group of an unspecified number.
3. Any other condition in which one is unable to rid oneself of audial memory.
Parker: Hey, do you remember that song where—
Gene: OH, WHAT THE HELL?! THAT THING GAVE ME FRIDAY SYNDROME FOR LIKE A MONTH AND NOW YOU REMIND ME AGAIN?
Parker: I didn't know the Atlanta Symphony's performance of Vivaldi's Four Seasons had affected you that way.
Gene: You did that on purpose, asshole.
Gene: OH, WHAT THE HELL?! THAT THING GAVE ME FRIDAY SYNDROME FOR LIKE A MONTH AND NOW YOU REMIND ME AGAIN?
Parker: I didn't know the Atlanta Symphony's performance of Vivaldi's Four Seasons had affected you that way.
Gene: You did that on purpose, asshole.
by fotografioj April 2, 2011
Get the Friday Syndrome mug.The curious but common delusion that befalls some young men upon entering a workplace that consists of 95% women. The male in question responds by deluding himself that all his female colleague are there for his personal amusement and/or dating prospects, or they, in his mind, assume the role of his mother e.g. becoming useful for doing his share of the workload or laundry. Treatment consists of human growth hormone, a dose of reality; but in some cases can cause termination from employment for sexual harrassment.
Male with delusion, on phone: "...yeah. I love that game, it's awesome."
Female colleague: "Feel like doing some work, Paul? We're really busy."
Male: "Nah, I'm leaving in about an hour." (Goes back to phone conversation)
Female, to female colleage: "Looks like we have another case of cockadoodledoo syndrome..."
Female colleague: "Feel like doing some work, Paul? We're really busy."
Male: "Nah, I'm leaving in about an hour." (Goes back to phone conversation)
Female, to female colleage: "Looks like we have another case of cockadoodledoo syndrome..."
by mfhuohikm October 11, 2010
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Get the joey syndrome mug.A medical condition in which the sufferer loses his or her sense of short term memory for conversation.
This syndrome in known to occur in many different environments, though it has got it's name from the first documented case in a kennels in Studley, Worcestershire.
It has been known to occur in educational establishments as well, notably it occurs with devastating effect in primary school teachers, and teaching assistants.
The condition, which is not confirmed to be viral, bacterial or fungal has evolved a strain which has high contaigousness. It is establishing a hold in Aberystwyth, and looks to be colonising the South East of England. It's spread in the Midlands has been slowed effectively by containment.
Kennel Syndrome has been linked to excessive consumption of blue smarties, peaking in those suffering from blue smartie syndrome and spreads fastest throughout populations with high numbers of INAD sufferers.
A vaccine is being produced, as it is deeply irritating to those who do not suffer it.
This syndrome in known to occur in many different environments, though it has got it's name from the first documented case in a kennels in Studley, Worcestershire.
It has been known to occur in educational establishments as well, notably it occurs with devastating effect in primary school teachers, and teaching assistants.
The condition, which is not confirmed to be viral, bacterial or fungal has evolved a strain which has high contaigousness. It is establishing a hold in Aberystwyth, and looks to be colonising the South East of England. It's spread in the Midlands has been slowed effectively by containment.
Kennel Syndrome has been linked to excessive consumption of blue smarties, peaking in those suffering from blue smartie syndrome and spreads fastest throughout populations with high numbers of INAD sufferers.
A vaccine is being produced, as it is deeply irritating to those who do not suffer it.
10.04, Monday. "Liz, did I tell you about what I got my sister for Christmas?"
"No, what did you get her?"
11.15, Tuesday. "Liz, did I tell you about what I got my sister for Christmas?"
"I think you did, but remind me".
11.18, Tuesday. "Liz, did I tell you about what I got my sister for Christmas?"
"Yes, you did. Stop telling me the same stuff over and over! Have you got Kennel Syndrome or something?!".
"No, what did you get her?"
11.15, Tuesday. "Liz, did I tell you about what I got my sister for Christmas?"
"I think you did, but remind me".
11.18, Tuesday. "Liz, did I tell you about what I got my sister for Christmas?"
"Yes, you did. Stop telling me the same stuff over and over! Have you got Kennel Syndrome or something?!".
by Tristan July 24, 2008
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