Stupid Squirrels

This phrase is used when you just put fresh peeled wallnuts out on your porch... and you get home to realize they're not there.

MY WALNUTS!!!
Wait, you have walnuts...
WHERE???
Oh, nevermind. Those're tomatoes.
Stupid Squirrels...

by Katie Marie Bell October 13, 2011

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Slow-Cooked Stupid

A poorly made decision with slight short term advantage and increasingly worse downstream consequences.

Her decision to skip college and use the money to buy a Camero was slow-cooked stupid.

by Al Ham November 21, 2011

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Stupid Glitter Cunt

A person who perceives they have a higher social status than they actually do. This individual feels a constant need to remind those around them of their fictional superiority.

"What do you mean I don't get free bottle servie?!" Cried Jon. He's such a Stupid Glitter Cunt.

by B-List-Influencer October 8, 2023

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stupid retard kys

when your mad and dont have any more comebacks to say

Person 1: stupid retard kys
Person 2: ꧅𒈙𒐫﷽꧅𒐫𒈙⸻𒐫﷽ဪဪ𒈙𒐫꧅ဪ𒈙﷽﷽﷽𒐫꧅ဪ𒐫𒈙͝𒈙﷽꧅

by retarded black monkey October 10, 2023

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Stupid ass bitch ass nigga ass bitch

Probably some bitch ass nigga from art class period 3 who talks all that, probably has orange hair and is a stupid ass bitch

Guy 1 “Yo you know that Stupid ass bitch ass nigga ass bitch from art class period 3?”

Guy 2 “yeah I know that Stupid ass bitch ass nigga ass bitch!”

by Thenumbawhunnigga October 17, 2023

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