Brown ring of death

The brown ring of death is whenever a person sits on an object naked and their asshole (that they did not wipe that good) leaves a brown ring on said object.

oh my God what the fuck dude you left a brown ring of death on my grandmother’s chair

by Seresan July 12, 2024

No ring no thing

If there is no engagement ring it’s fair game

“She’s in a relationship but no ring no thing”

by Jemma-1299 July 19, 2024

Finger Ring.

A group of women standing in a circle finger(ring) the woman to their right.

Kris: Why didn't they let go
Stacy: I don't know, they were very busy in the finger ring.

by Corgie Kart December 15, 2024

Texas Ring Pop

When a man takes a mouth full of pop rocks and spits them into a woman's anus. He then inserts his penis for the popping sensation

My neighbor accepted my gift of a Texas ring pop

by Opossum of Texas January 3, 2025

The Ring of Mordor

The excruciating, fiery aftermath of devouring excessively spicy foods—like wings slathered in ghost pepper sauce—when the flames don’t just stay in your mouth but travel through your digestive system, culminating in a burning ring of pain around your anus during bowel movements. It’s a fiery experience so intense, Frodo himself wouldn’t dare try to destroy this ring.

• Alex: "Bro, those inferno wings were insane last night!"
Chris: "Yeah, I’m paying for it today… The Ring of Mordor is real!"
• "Never again will I underestimate those ‘Extra Hot’ jalapeño poppers. The Ring of Mordor has claimed me."

by anonymous January 24, 2025

Sweet ring blowjob

You and your partner take any bag of gummy rings and stretch out the rings carefully and wrap them around your partners penis. Then your significant other proceeds to give the male a blowjob, eating the rings off his penis.

"Yoo, the other day Julia gave me a sweet ring blowjob!"

by anonymous February 14, 2025

Egyption Ring Toss

The man lays naked in bed waiting for the woman.
The woman then runs down the hall way jumping onto the bed and perfecting landing on the man's shaft. The ERT has a success rate of 1/17 times.

Bro, I took home that fine bitch last night and she hit me with the Egyption Ring Toss, she came running and hopped right on.

by BC694 February 24, 2025