Something that doesn't look like it would if it were real but rather the way it looks in the movies.
by vulkman83 September 20, 2016
Get the screen realmug. by DARK Flash July 6, 2021
Get the The real tacomug. by Myles's Pseudonym September 18, 2022
Get the Among us In real lifemug. A cry for help.
by gvlavtn July 30, 2022
Get the Realmug. "I couldn't sleep last night, too horny"
"So what did you do?"
"I hit up this *real bloke*"
"What's a real bloke?"
"someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am"
"So what did you do?"
"I hit up this *real bloke*"
"What's a real bloke?"
"someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am"
by SpiritualMadMan September 29, 2021
Get the a real blokemug. Dwarf town belonging to the province of Cadiz (Andalusia), in which you will not have any future if you live in it.
The few young people left in it go away for work or die of poverty.
The few young people left in it go away for work or die of poverty.
I stayed to live in Puerto Real and now I dedicate myself to collect coquinas.
My best friend lives in Puerto Real, so he's a fucking cani.
I'm going to buy in Carrefour, oh no, I forgot that I live in Puerto Real.
My best friend lives in Puerto Real, so he's a fucking cani.
I'm going to buy in Carrefour, oh no, I forgot that I live in Puerto Real.
by Alejandros de los comunismos July 12, 2017
Get the Puerto Realmug.