Pop Commentary

Pop commentary is a form of YouTube commentary, it isn’t considered “real commentary” they don’t get into drama they don’t swear and will apologize for a joke they made years ago. Also known as “Vine Commentary”

Guy 1 “Man pop commentary sucks”
Guy 2 “what even is pop commentary”

Guy 1 “guys like Drew Gooden, Danny Gonzalez, Kurtis Connor, Eddie Burback, and Scott Cramer etc”
Guy 2 “yeah they suck, EmpLemon for life!”

by Guitar lover May 15, 2021

pop-tort

A miniature flatulence, commonly onset by the consumption of a pop-tart, not quite loud or stinky in nature.

Last night a shordie was straight toppin me and mans almost ripped a pop-tort mid-nut shtylllllll

by type69diabetes May 18, 2021

Pop-Joe

(1) This is when you tell someone you can't make it to their wedding because it is just too far to travel, and then attend another wedding at the same location. (2) A form of the schnide

"Hey Kevin, why did your Dad come to Jay's wedding when he said Notre Dame was too far to travel for mine? Sorry Corbett, you just got the Pop-Joe."

by Cal Ripken September 1, 2004

Nick Pop

An obnoxious pretentious asshole that thinks he's gangsta because his brothers friends with futureless bumbhead skids that steal other peoples possessions for vape money. Thinks he's a gangbanger from a mix of low standards and self esteem from seeming like a side bitch for other douchebags. Will hide behind his big brother daddy if anything scares him.

That nick pop tried to steal my key chain and started saying his brothers going to come after me lmfao.

Don't be a nick pop your just going to lose respect for yourself

by Monkeyciggy November 22, 2021

Curtain Popping

When you are a P Director doing so many shows and hoes the joy you get from when you open that curtain to step out on stage.

P Director: "Dayummm, you hear how loud dem broads screamed when I was Curtain Popping"

by Bud Swayze June 11, 2023

Hudsy pop

When a girl(usually hot but sometimes she could be low key mid because play is play fr) starts slurping on it like an ice pop and your name be Hudson.

“Hey Hudson can I get some of that good duck I’ve heard so much about”
Me “umm ya come get that hudsy pop slut”

by Spudsonbitch June 21, 2023

Cumlet pop

When you cum inside a woman on accident and regret it this is called a cumlet pop

“I did a cumlet pop in shaniqua last week, Also did a cumlet pop in her mom”

by Kruger March 21, 2023