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pocket full of lies

a lie that can lead up to other lies. usually a lie made by a jack ass
"Donna's mom is gonna be a whore in seattle."

"Dude, thats a pocket full of lies and you know it!"
by Honcho//Spadez July 15, 2010
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Gilmorian Hot Pocket

When a Gilmorian shoves his penis up a Yamaha 450's exhaust pipe and proceeds to exelerate in first gear and half throttle until he ejaculates into the exhaust pipe propelling him into space 70 million light years away.
"Did you see Riley doing the Gilmorian Hot Pocket the other day?"

"Yeah haven't seen him since"
by Nigilywigily March 30, 2021
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Floribama Hot Pocket

The sexual act of shidding and farding into the female vagina and then performing sexual intercourse with said vagina full of bowel movements.
Gabe’s GF: “Let’s get Mexican Food for dinner, I’m in the mood for a Floribama Hot Pocket tonight.”

Gabe: “Fuck Yeah!”
by SirBumBumMan March 2, 2019
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A pocket full of names

Someone who has a line full of people waiting to date/talk to them.
Jennifer just broke up with John and started to talk to someone else. I swear she has a pocket full of names.
by Unknow_5 June 9, 2020
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Party in your Pocket

Your smartphone starts playing music out of nowhere.
My phone started a "party in your pocket" when I walked out of the dentist.
by K47S August 11, 2013
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exploded hot pocket

An exploded hot pocket is when during anal you fuck your partner so hard that when you're done he or she's asshole looks like an exploded hot pocket.
Dawg that anal was so intense I left her lookin like an exploded hot pocket.
by I.A Games October 13, 2019
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Italian pocket pussy

A bowl of chef boyardee spaghetti and meatballs used as a masturbation tool for guys of Italian decent.
by cheddarbob October 7, 2020
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