tell the phone

talking while having the phone as though you were talking to someone on the phone but in reality you really are just talking to someone that is around but not really talking directly to them

I had to tell the phone about what I thought was wrong.
If I had to tell the phone then I would get booked.

by Mr. Tellthephone Parrot July 10, 2010

star trek phone

A flip style cell phone, usually low end by today's standards, resembling the Star Trek communicator device used in the original series.

I'm surprised no one has defined the star trek phone yet on Urban Dictionary, lots of people use this term.

Daffney put down her star trek phone yesterday, just stared at me and struck up a conversation, never telling the other person to hold.

by whitey803 March 30, 2013

Mantalk Stop-Phone

When men congregate, they tend to debate facts and events such as sports trivia. With the popularity of smartphones, people have immediate access to unlimited information about facts and events, making the traditional mode of male conversation irrelevant. The result is that men have fewer conversations, preferring joint experiences of technology such as playing video games together.

Me and my buddies used to debate which new models had the most horsepower but now someone always just googles it on their mantalk stop-phone and gets the actual numbers so we stopped talking about it.

by O-town Daddy October 11, 2013

kiss thru the phone

Kiss each other over skype or video chat also a Souljia Boy and Sammie

Boy: I know I can't see you right now
Girlfriend: I miss you lets kiss thru the phone

by kissmethruthephone6789998212 June 10, 2014

I got a new phone

She/He deleted your number - out of lack of attraction - so she/he has no idea who you are when you text her/him.

Who is this? I got a new phone and lost numbers.

by Georgiaboy1996 July 5, 2015

doo doo phone

A phone that's so lame, not even average class citizens use these types of phones.

Guy: Check out my phone! I just got it.
Guy 2: What can it do?
Guy: Well...I can only make calls.
Guy 2: No texts, no internet, no music, no etc?
Guy: Only calls.
Guy 2: Man, you got a doo doo phone! Nobody has those anymore.

by Real World May 11, 2016

Drain the phone

Verb. Euphemism for doing what one does with a Shake Weight (except to a penis instead of a Shake Weight) and consequently draining one's mobile phone battery with a tragic porn streaming addiction.

We need to end this conversation now because if I don't go drain the phone someone's gonna get hurt.

by PhoneDraina May 13, 2017