Spider man wank

When ones wearing pair of dirty knickers on his face as a mask while wanking
by Big dick Ernie November 22, 2021
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visual wanking

To stare at hot girls wishing you were man enough to go and talk to them.
Dude, stop that visual wanking, you look like a creep.
by Mystery with style May 7, 2015
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wank and stank

It's a special move that activates, when you are masturbating and the same moment, the jizz shoots out, you fart, so it bacomes a magical moment, in that everything is released from your body and you go into transcendence
Bob: Y'know Billy, yesterday was great!
Billy: Why?
Bob: I had a wank and stank, it shot me into stratosphere.
Billy: Wow, I've heared about it, but I thought that were only legends!
by SlamWeasel May 4, 2018
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Wank the Budgie

Any off-brand item particularly of Chinese origin.
Man, check out those headphones.. wow! What are they, Bose? Sony? Nah man, they're Wank the Budgie.
by Skerries Goat September 23, 2022
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Mis-wank

Jerking off to something you thought was sexy but turns out to be something gross.
i had mis-wanked earlier to the sounds of my poor neighbor who had fallen and was yelling for help, and NOT to the sounds of some sexy new neighbor lady getting bent over her couch in the apartment above mine. my hearing has really diminished over the years.
by T-monks September 3, 2016
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BADONKA WANK

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by BaDoNkA WANK January 6, 2021
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Hipster Wank

wankin the terms of it being terrible. Hipster Wank is a term to describe bad art work using a medium that is outdated or just old. Hipsters are the ones who tend to use an out dated medium. They use it because they think it makes their art work better or they use it to show their different. You can see this on Instagram by simply looking at the hashtag “film is not dead”.
Person 1: “mate look at this photography
Person 2: “yeah that’s a good example of hipster wank. Shooting in 35mm film doesn’t make your photography good”
by Kevin the obese fetus June 16, 2019
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