John McCain

See fascist.

Person 1: Are you voting for John McCain?
Person 2: Hell no!

by Dfemms October 18, 2008

John Brown

Having a family member related to you in more than one way.

"That boy right there is my cousin-nephew."
"What kind of John Brown shit is that?"

by Hockeyfan28 August 11, 2009

John Lennon

GOD.

John Lennon is god. He is bigger then Jesus.

by iamthewalrus99 November 8, 2009

Taco John

When a men rests his erect penis in the crack of a lover (male or female) and him or her takes a shit causing it to smear around the penis and butt cheeks resembling the taco meat in a taco.

Nasty Hasty and Dirty Sanchez ritually do the Taco John every night before going to bed

by Uncle February 24, 2005

john peter

Schlong, penis, dick, prick

He cant keep is john peter in his pants

by Hobbo Ella October 22, 2014

John Kerry

The 2004 presidential candidate who, if he had been elected, would have been:
-the ugliest American president, beating out either Abe Lincoln or Zachory Taylor.
-The first non-Christian president.
-The first president to betray his country and protest it's military efforts.
-The most cowardly president that would take no action whatsoever against terrorist attacks on American soil.
-The most divisive president that led to a second civil war in America; this time it would be a military conflict between Red and Blue states.

Thank the Lord that John Kerry is not the president. Otherwise, I would currently be dead, most likely after a plane with an Arab terrorist crashed into the Key Tower and the building fell on me in the streets.

by Journey Fan May 14, 2005

Big John

When your dad burst into your room and sticks his big muscular cock down your throat. making you choke on his sperm as you start moaning out loud, which makes your mom join in passing the cum back on forth through each other's mouths.

my family had a Big John moment last night, i think you should come next time to have some fun *wink wink*

by dolpindick November 7, 2017