As soon as I took off my shoes, the One Sock Sexual tried jumping my bones after seeing me with only one sock on.
by Jack6626 June 10, 2022
Get the One Sock Sexualmug. by Lesbihonestladies September 19, 2021
Get the Eve-Sexualmug. by Sexualness April 3, 2015
Get the Sexualnessmug. by rape artist December 26, 2021
Get the sexual horsingmug. When your trying to have intercourse with a lady freind and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind
Due to recent events around the country, ive been instructed to teach you all about sexual harassment in school
by Semam December 19, 2021
Get the Sexual harassmentmug. First base is hand holding. The first step on your journey to procreation.
Second base is hugging, a much more intimate step as this is the first time you are removing space for the Lord.
Third base is kissing, although not with tongue, because that's for married people
Fourth base, aka hitting a home run, is for French kissing, when the tongue is involved. Once the tongue is involved, you must immediately proceed to either a church so that God may grant you a marriage license and allow you to produce a child in his name, or to the gates of hell, you dirty sinner!
Second base is hugging, a much more intimate step as this is the first time you are removing space for the Lord.
Third base is kissing, although not with tongue, because that's for married people
Fourth base, aka hitting a home run, is for French kissing, when the tongue is involved. Once the tongue is involved, you must immediately proceed to either a church so that God may grant you a marriage license and allow you to produce a child in his name, or to the gates of hell, you dirty sinner!
I didn't know what the sexual bases were, but now that I do, I am ready to get married and produce many heirs.
Johnny got to first base last night, bless his heart. So excited to see what he names the baby!
I was so scared to get to second base but now that I've been I must say that I wanna hit a double every night!
When we got to third base last night, I made sure that we didn't do anything that God wouldn't do. If they didn't do it in the Bible, restrain yourself, dirty slut!
Marissa and Roger hit a home run last night. May they rest in peace!
Johnny got to first base last night, bless his heart. So excited to see what he names the baby!
I was so scared to get to second base but now that I've been I must say that I wanna hit a double every night!
When we got to third base last night, I made sure that we didn't do anything that God wouldn't do. If they didn't do it in the Bible, restrain yourself, dirty slut!
Marissa and Roger hit a home run last night. May they rest in peace!
by Jesuslovesmethisiknowforthebib September 17, 2022
Get the Sexual basesmug. Girl 1: hey are you going to the sexual orientation party tonight
Girl 2: Yes i can't wait to let everyone know i am a lesbian
Girl 1: every one knows you're a lesbian
Girl 2: Yes i can't wait to let everyone know i am a lesbian
Girl 1: every one knows you're a lesbian
by Axrx December 9, 2021
Get the Sexual orientationmug.