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You Are a bar ilan attendee?
Yes
Get the f*** away from me you f***ing need, I'm calling the cops right now
Yes
Get the f*** away from me you f***ing need, I'm calling the cops right now
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ACCORDING TO C2 DATABASES WORLDWIDE, THE GRANOLA BAR HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY CROWNED THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF A FRIENDSHIP.
Granola bars are the only good part of friendship. So make sure to buy a granola bar and give it to a C2.
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