Dutch

A seriously large poo that needs to be removed. It’s very hot and smelly on exit and requires an immediate flush.

Dude I did a massive Dutch and blocked the toilet…..

by CraneFlYi December 17, 2023

dutch pride

When a blonde man says "if ya ain't Dutch ya ain't much"

Dutch pride was vibrant in the pastry contest

by Portuguese are the bees knees November 26, 2016

Dutch wife

A poor golf shot that works well.

That shot was a Dutch wife. Ugly but she works.

by BOOMER1212 July 31, 2024

vaping a dutch oven

When a partner farts into the intake tube of a CPAP machine of someone sleeping and using it.

In a fit of smoldering anger, I waited until she was asleep and removed her CPAP tube and stuck it up my asshole so she could experience my burrito dinner''s methane emissions. Worse than the original, she startled awake and vomited from vaping a Dutch oven.

by Dumpkin Blow July 7, 2017

dutch oven restaurant

On a 5+ table, dropping a dollar underneath baits the unsuspecting fool and one holds him down while everyone farts at once.

On our last guys night out, the newbie got the dutch oven restaurant and gagged on his lunch under the table.

by Chuckie Sue July 23, 2022

Reverse Dutch Oven

When you are in bed, waiting forever for your partner to get in with you. Exasperated, you give up and fart as they finally approach, then pull down the covers so that they get a little token of your appreciation for having to wait so long

I waited twenty minutes for her to come to bed. Now she’s going to get a reverse Dutch oven!

by mek804 February 23, 2024

Dutch Broiler

The same concept behind the Dutch Oven(trapping a person and ones farts under a blanket), but instead with a weighted blanket.

“Bro I got my girlfriend with the Dutch Broiler last night.” “That’s nasty man really sealed in the flavor huh?”

by FancyMallard August 6, 2021