Mike Doozie

A Youtuber who does Youtube,and is a Friend of YoloMcSwaggie

Mike Doozie and Batman Plays Crabgame

by Discord Mods Petty Af November 23, 2021

Mike

Mike is a boss man. He has a huge sense of assertiveness. He’s kind responsible respectful and always looking out for others and putting people first. He might look as if he would hurt you but until you approach him and talk to him you’ll continue to assume he’s a jerk. If you give him a dime he’ll give you a dozen back. He’s self raised and has an extremely high sense of free will and self determination and discipline. He’s extremely intelligent and Independent doesn’t like to be bossed around or belittled. He rivals low expectations for himself and is always trying to make a difference in people’s understanding of social situations and humanity as a whole. He’s extremely wholesome whole hearted and if he does something for you don’t make him regret it. Don’t fuck with him either. He has a dark past and a beast that lives inside of him always ready to pounce on the devil. He has a dark ego not a bright one. If he’s showing his ego odds are he doesn’t like you. If he shows you love. It’s simple he loves you like family and nothing less

Mike is a true person

by The New York hillbilly May 17, 2023

Mike Pussner

A gangster who takes pills in Ibiza while hooking with his wife.

Mike Pussner: If I could write you a song to make you fall in love, I would already have you up under my ass, I used up all my dicks, I hope that you like piss, But, you probably won't, you think you're cooler than pee.

by GregNelson29 May 21, 2023

Mike and Kristan

The definition of soulmates. They fight for each other, respect one another and love like crazy. They saved each other from the dark and when they took each others hands, they just knew that something great awaited them. They were destined to be together and would ride or die and face whatever life threw at them. Forever wasn’t long enough for their love is what they always said.

That’s so Mike and Kristan, I am so jealous!

by K84 May 29, 2023

Mike's

This is used when a guy has a really, but really big dick, and wants you to lick it.

OMG you're such a Mike's

by imhot24/7 June 8, 2023

mike ox small

If you say it fast it's "my cock small"
People also use this for fake ass trends

Cashier: "Can I get a name for that one?"
Person: "its just Mike ox small"
Cashier: "Ok ill call when it's ready"
Cashier: "ORDER FOR MY COCKS SMALL"
Cashier: "No..."

by Imthehamman June 11, 2023

mike dally

Urban ball cruncher with much fro

I mike dally my way to the skate scene

by Qdiesachs June 12, 2023