Mike

A tall black mandingo who is extemely full of himself. He will stare at himself in the mirror for hours without getting tired of himself. He's extremely messy and will never clean up after himself. He also loves to suck NBA Youngboy's cock.

"Man that guy's such a loser."
"Ya he's such a Mike"

by Xx_N00B5LAY3R47_xX November 23, 2021

Mike Coxlong

Mike Coxlong is one of the most dangerous diseases that can happen to mankind, primarily to humans called "teachers". This disease puts some people in a coma for the rest of their lives. A total of 126,365 teachers have been diagnosed with this disease. People get this disease through an online quiz game called "Kahoot!", and can only spread if somebody names themselve "Mike Coxlong". If you're a teacher who witnessed the name "Mike Coxlong", refrain from any contact with any other animal or human, as this could spread the virus. Millions of teachers around the globe have died and been put in a coma because of this virus. The only way to avoid this disease is to turn off manual names. Students are the only people who can start the disease. May god have mercy on us all.

Who here in the classroom is named "Mike Coxlong"?

by guysthisorangeisginemenasaurus April 10, 2023

mike

MIKE IS THE BIGGEST LOSER ON THE ENTIRE EARTH AND EVERYONE HATES HIM. HE HAS PUSSY HAIR and he is HORRIBLE at basketball. even tho he thinks he is good he is really bad and no one likes him.
he never shares any homework with anyone because he thinks he is better than everyone and he thinks he has a giant dick but in real life it is MICROSCOPIC. he always tries to beat people in english and write more than them and decided to make his english narrative coursework on his poop getting stuck in his first dates toilet.
mike is not very kind and he loves to bully everyone and take pictures on peoples laptops without their permission
he also loves to sing but when people comment on it and say his singing is bad he starts to cry and goes to the bathroom to let out his feelings and cry. HE IS A CRYBABY.
he is also gay for anton
and lukas
and valdemar
both valdemars
and he loves tea
and loves saying "ahahahhahahaha" to bully aleixia and vigdis because he thinks its funny
and he loves snooping on peoples messages
thats all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mike: "my name is mike"
Me: *runs*

Mike: "my name is mike"
me: *slaps his face*

by amazinau March 8, 2022

Mike D’andrea

A dirty and or greasy fuckboy who is italian. You know its the real Mike when he CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING PASS and/or gets fuckin layed out every game.

Holy fuck! did u see that greasy guido get absolutely fucked last shift?

Team mate: " Fuck yeah, if he wouldn’t have pulled a Mike D’andrea, he wouldn’t have gotten laid out.”

by Gary Faginstein December 13, 2019

mike joyce

Is an English drummer. He is best known as the drummer for The Smiths.
He sued Morrissey and Johnny Marr because he wasn't paid the same as them, he is an amazing drumer and a sweet person but some of us hate him because he is the reason of why The Smiths will never reform, not even for 50,000 dollars

"Mike Joyce is an awesome drummer!"
"Yeah, I know, can we talk about the lawsuit?" I still love him

by Basilio13 April 19, 2017

for the love of Mike

used to accompany an exasperated request or to express dismay.

"for the love of Mike take off those shoes!"

by Arminkshipper July 27, 2024

Mike Smith

The generic name you call someone who is trying to hide their ethnic heritage.

Stop being a Mike Smith

by Johnny hustle July 25, 2022