Long Gump

The ancient ritual supposedly created by one, Shane. This act involves gumping but from a long distance.
Did you watch the Olympic long gumping last night Steve?
by Ryleen the dream February 11, 2022
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Far long range weapon

Something my stupid friend said when he had a shot gun
Far long range weapon
by Polar_ArtzAlot July 21, 2019
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week long bender

v. To get 100% on an exam indicating a
celebration is in order
“I just week long bendered my midterm!!!!!!”

“Don’t even stress. You’re gonna week long bender that chem exam.”
by bender steve June 02, 2025
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Similar to getting stank on your hang low. However, this phrase refers to the flap commonly found on the hind quarters of flannel "long johns." To be on the receiving end of anal intercourse.
After noticing the sly look on his face Dan asked, "James are you getting your long johns jimmy'd?"
by Markusftr June 09, 2017
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david long

If you have this name you are probably a gourmet foods teacher at a high school in northern Virginia with a widows peak, 4 o clock aftershave, fairly hairy arms, cargo pants and obsession with younger boys. If this man is your teacher hide your wangs in your pants and make sure not to pop a boner in class or else he might pop a boner in you.
David Long: If you want your phone your gonna have to see me after class young man.
by MonkeyLadie March 30, 2016
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A short term investment that has gone bad.
Investing in GME is a very viable long term financial investment.
by ThatDapperLad March 07, 2021
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My shii long

Means when a person penis is big or long and can break a girl vagina in half.
by MR.GET February 12, 2019
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