<.7.9.7.6.>To This Day, My Dick Is Still Long ANd Heavy<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>To This Day, My Dick Is Still Long ANd Heavy<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>To This Day, My Dick Is Still Long ANd Heavy<.7.9.7.6>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025

long drive

Long drive means that you really don’t wanna see the person, that you don’t love them, that you hate them, and lowkey want they to die.

Him: “that’s a long drive thooo”

Her: “why don’t you just tell me to kms then?”

by Kopicake September 18, 2025

long johnson cat

When a cat is possesed by a demon called Long Johnson and cant stop speaking out Long Johnson.

Ooh Long Johnson......Oooh Long Johnson cat. Ooooh Long John.....son..cat

by BuzzoQueen March 2, 2016

long island steamroller

Someone of italian descent that can run a meeting giving out tasks like an absolute legend.

Dom is a total long island steamroller. Seriously no one runs meetings better than him.

by Juni0r goon November 13, 2020

WIll Long

A big sexy hot man with a voluptuous cock and the roundest balls. His hair is perfect down to the last strand. his nose in the perfect size for his face. when he is lathered in oil, I like to lick his balls with ecstacy and delight.

"Will Long put it in there

by Willlong licker December 9, 2022

Longs

Short form for “Longskins” long papers used commonly for rolling spliffs.

“Get me a pack of silver longs at the shop please”

by Haveaspliff September 6, 2022

Dicku Long When She Making It A Distressed Studder Sound Effect Called....A Scream, Or A Yutz

Dicku Long When She Making It A Distressed Studder Sound Effect Called....A Scream, Or A Yutz

Dicku Long When She Making It A Distressed Studder Sound Effect Called....A Scream, Or A Yutz

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025