logan

balding little boy.
he will tell you he’s not bald but he hides his shiny sleek baldness behind a toupe.
do not trust a logan when he tells you he’s not bald.

“i’m not bald bro” person 1
“yeah you are your a logan “ person 2

by neveragajn October 22, 2025

Lorax demon

horrendous creature that will torture you and eat your soul if you so much as touch a tree. stay away from it or else, it might ravage the earth if you do.

“Jimmy disappeared last night, he disappeared when there was an orange fluffy creature under his bed…”
“Shit, that’s the Lorax demon. Board up the windows and hide you and your girlfriend in the bathroom, we’re next…”

by doodlenoodlealien November 3, 2025

Logan

means to have one ball and to dip it in an alligators asshole and cum in its eye

“hey steff did you hear what stacy did” “whatd she do” “she gave the alligator to ol’ Logan Classic”

by JosephKatGLE November 6, 2025

Loganblud

niche danish slang for a fat guy.

hold kæft din Loganblud
shut up you Loganblud

by razzP November 20, 2025

Logan maxing

To shit in an apartment floor in the middle of the night

I woke up for a midnight snack to find that my dog was logan maxing

by Darkening m’coon December 5, 2025

loganitis

the feeling when you miss a guy named logan

She has a bad case of loganitis

by izzuuu December 8, 2025

Logan

Logan is a nice person who annoys people often but has good intentions. He has an amazing girlfriend. He also often falls for people named Abby

Abby: Wow is that Logan?
Person 1: Yes thats him
Abby: Tell him to go away he was obsessed with me
Person 1:Yeah but he has a girlfriend

by Logan’s best man January 5, 2026